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Some little turd is blowing up my notifications because he’s insistent on me accepting that tips are not required

And I have said

Probably three times now

I don’t care what you think tipping is

This is how I’m doing it

And he’s all like no tips are supposed to be optional

Blah blah blah

Dude

Shut up

You’re as unimportant as I am

I consider tipping to be obligatory

You don’t

Fucking fine!

If you didn’t want to hear my opinion then don’t post publically

Dude I did hear your opinion

I said, publically, I don’t care and continued on with my day

Your whiny ass has come back 5 whole times to continue to tell me your opinion

I’m sorry you’re bored

Fuck off

I asked if Uber drivers could still see their tips

And he was like they don’t need to see the tips, tips are optional

How is that answering my question, genius?

Huh?

Smart guy?

Where in your statement of your opinion of what tips are did you answer my question?

You don’t know the answer because you’re not an Uber driver, yeah?

Moron?

Okay

Chill kitty

Yes イライラ

Just bullshit

Just Internet Things UwU

But

I feel it

It doesn’t feel slightly adjacent

Why do people think that when a question is asked they should instead start discussions about the question instead of answering it?

My opinion about this question is

Fucking stop

No one asked you

That wasn’t that fucking question