Pain.
It is me
And I am it
You’d think taking 2 extra strength naproxen would help
It did, for about an hour
“lasts 12 hours”
No, no, please
My back insists on hurting
Finally got money to take care of myself and my body was like
This is the perfect moment to shut down
And I found myself saying to the chiropractor today
It hurts, but I can handle it
While being in so much pain I could hear it
Bless her for essentially ignoring me and continuing about her business until I was more improved
It’s just that it’s not like it’s just my back that hurts
Just that’s what hurts the most
A bundle of pain
I never thought I’d become the little guy in the robaxacet commercial with the pins in his back
Little me thought the commercial was funny
The little robaxacet guy is probably like
Who’s laughing now bitch?
That would be Hermes, they’ve been partying all day
I still can’t decide if the last one laughing is supposed to be me
Or you
God forbid we’re both laughing
Don’t blame me for imagining when the pain is so bad
Can’t even lean forward to see if Arcturus is out there
Blasted pain
And fuck doctors who refer you to “pain mindfulness” courses when what you need is pain management
I’d really like to see my doctor live through this amount of pain
Well I wouldn’t
You know
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