Elucidating Questions

Got told off for expressing disgust at a left behind pacifier

“customers have been complaining about employees having grievances”

Bitch

Do they want to know how many grievances I actually have?

“um that’s supposed to be 50% off”

It fucking is!

And questions and distracting me

Demanding their money back when they don’t have the receipt or original payment method

You want to know what I actually think about my customer masters?

You’re all walking around like there’s several screws loose and somehow that’s my fault

People not knowing how much something is before demanding a discount

“this is defective”

Spoiler alert it never is

“well the other ones were on sale and I want that price”

It’s not the same colour/same item but I want it for the price that one is on for

What?

Who do you people think you are?

They’re driving me insane

I keep wondering how I’m the insane one

I keep wondering why customers will bitch over $3 price discrepancies

Like just tell me it’s supposed to be that price don’t get agro about it

And for fuck’s sake

Just give me a minute to do my job?

The passive aggressive watch checks

The sighs

You’re the one who decided to purchase 20 items give me a fucking minute

For gods’ sake

I am exhausted by customers

Half of the time I’m bracing myself for the next explosion

I’ve gotten to the point where if I don’t want to deal with them at all

I’ll just call a manager and they can deal with it

Not that they’re making enough money to deal with the bullshit these trogs spew out

Tell me you don’t understand anything about retail by being the absolute most frustrating customer

People coming up to me at cash and expecting me to help them find clothes in the store

The best one today was “do you know where the recycling facilities are in Victoria?”

Do I look like fucking Google to you?

Just so much rage

Humans are insufferable