They say “I have to laugh or else I’ll cry”
Cry then
Because laughing isn’t working
And police officers are emptying entire magazines and a half into their own cruisers over a fucking acorn
We have to stop laughing at dangerous people
It’s only funny because you weren’t in the vehicle being shot at
That poor dude, like someone just tried to kill him over an acorn
Madness, giving people guns and then teaching them to fear their own shadow
Can you imagine if some god had not been watching over that poor guy?
Apollo was not on their side
Not saying fatalities are god decided, just that the occasional miracle is
Gods can’t be watching at all times, I assume they have stuff to do
Shit goes sideways when they aren’t watching
Bless whomever was
Bless that poor guy
Have I ever mentioned ACAB?
Because ACAB
Because what the actual fuck is “reasonable force” against an acorn?
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