Elucidating Questions

Really?

Really‽

I’m desperate and you’re playing on my desperation

I’ll talk to anyone

I cry

And you send me Mormons?

Yes I can hear the maniacal laughter from here

Ooh you had me for a moment with the

Hello

But it was fucking Mormons

Fucking child rapist apologists

I want just one fucking day without mention of that tyrannical god

No Jesus

No Bible

No Abrahamic god

None of it

But it’s fucking “Christmas”

Anyways I don’t think it’s funny

What was I supposed to do?

Make friends?

Accept that you are some great being?

Help me I’m drowning and need a lifeline

Here are some off brand Christians?

The Sun and the Moon came out for me

I appreciate that

They are far kinder gods than you will ever be and one of them literally burns me

I just wish you’d forgive me and let me make friends with something other than right wing nut jobs