Elucidating Questions

I know you’re fine

I think I know you’re fine

I wish I knew you were fine

Could you just tweet out

I’m fine

Every four days or so?

Please?

It’s just the worry in my head gets to me when I notice the absence of someone

Congratulations you’re one of the few people whose absence I notice

It’d be nice if there was an are you fine button

Are you still alive?

Yes?

Good that’s all I wanted to know.

But, no.

Am I to assume silence means you’re having a great time or a bad one?

Not that there’s anything I could do if you were having a bad one

Curse these rich people for demanding our adoration and then not telling us they’re fine

Are you fine?

What do I do?

Do with this worry

Chester this is your fault