Elucidating Questions

Ugh I’m so mean

I’m so angry, but I’m so mean

I want to say a thousand things I’m not going to say because those are my thought techniques and no one else’s

Or something

When I say it outloud it sounds mean

But in my head it’s just combatting grandiose behaviour

Why does every human think they’re so damn special?

This thing happened to me and only me.

Oh really?

You out of how many billions of humans there have been?

You out of every possible living existence in the universe?

Wow

So special these humans

I sound like Gollum, but seriously

In that case

Since all these humans are so special

Why am I not?

Where’s my thing that makes me oh so important

God I’m mean

I’m so sick of people sucking my energy dry so I’ll tell them how special they are

Customers, people, anyone

You’re all terribly mediocre

That’s the point of mediocrity

Most people are the mean of mediocrity

It’s just math, sorry

Sorry

Maybe I’m jealous

Because I’m not special and they all apparently are

Just so sick of narcissistic behaviour when I keep mine in check

I’d call you on it

But I’d rather just hide it in here