Elucidating Questions

I like bums

Specifically women’s bums

Simply because men’s are usually flat

I like the shape and the curvature

I have absolutely zero sexual interest in these bums

I just like them

I also like animal bums because they’re cute

But I just wonder, why?

Or rather, why am I different?

Again these comparisons between me and anyone else, but I wonder

For me it’s just the shape and it pleases me

Doesn’t change my opinion of the person one way or another

Just, Oh that’s nice, and then on to the next thing

I’m made to understand other people get sexual feelings when looking at those parts of the body yet I have none

I just like them

I have to be careful because some people don’t like to be told they have a nice bum

But I tell other animals that all the time

Humans are peculiar

Like, why am I attracted to bums (platonically) and not, say, elbows?

Peculiar

So very peculiar