Elucidating Questions

I have a funny joke

A boomer husband and wife walk into a shoe store that’s busy

There are two people working

They get the shoes to try on and then

And then the sales people are both busy and they have to wait

Well the couple does just what a boomer should in this situation

They begin to talk loudly about how ridiculous it is that they should have to wait

There’s no service here!

Unacceptable!

Bitch, moan, blah, blah, blah

Finally, the sales person on the floor pauses in their transaction and says

“There are only two people on shift”

The boomer exclaims, “But there are three people on the floor!” As if this should mean that another person simply materializes from the back room

Which, of course, they should, right?

The people in the store are two millenial ladies who are being helped by the millenial non-binary person and another millenial lady being helped by the second associate who is in the back.

The associate says, exhasperatedly, “I’m sorry, but that is just how it is and if you don’t like it you can leave.”

“We are leaving! No service here!”

“Well that’s rude…” One of the millenial girls tells the boomer.

“Yes it is!” Exclaims the boomer, who believes he has won somehow because boomer mental gymnastics, as he and his wife leave.

“It’s funny,” says one of the millenial ladies, “Boomers are always saying how we’re the problem.”

The millenials laugh together.

The end.

Entitled boomers are the worst.