Humans

Evolved out of having fur, decided that’s not what’s up, started stealing other things’ fur

Didn’t know what the solution to everything and existence is, but somehow almost always came to the conclusion that humans were somehow superior to everything else

Could see other stars in the sky, couldn’t figure out the sun was a real close up star for thousands of years

Will sit in front of their TVs believing everything a person with some trashy 4 year degree in journalism (IF THAT) says, will not believe scientists with 8 years+ of schooling

Buy something and then expect to be able to return it without a receipt

Humans can feel pain and recognise that others feel pain, can’t figure out when they’re causing pain to others

Or just don’t care, but do care when someone hurts them

And that’s not acceptable

I wish humans were better

Didn’t see themselves completely outside of the world’s harmonious existence and think

It must be because I’m better than all of it

Didn’t see a sign saying “don’t do the thing” and immediately do the thing or ask if they can be the exception and do the thing

Didn’t purposefully misread things in their own favour and then act like a jerk when they were the one wrong

I think every other person should have the same anxiety as I do so they’re all constantly trying to please everyone

I wonder what the world would be like if people were more like me?

Probably not great, but, probably also not as terrible as it is now.

And then everyone would be harmlessly crazy

Great

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