Elucidating Questions

I hate every customer today

If you were a customer I hate you too

If you hadn’t decided to do your holiday shopping at the last possible second

I could have spent today with my family for the first time in two years

Now all these disgusting people wish me merry Christmas with a smile on their face like they didn’t steal Christmas from me with their poor personal planning

No I couldn’t book it off

No I couldn’t get it covered

According to a certain high placed bitch with a stick up her ass and no empathy who gets to spend Christmas with her family

“Christmas Eve is essential”

It is essentially ruined thanks to you

But she’ll never care about it

It pisses me off that there are levels of empathy

Everyone should have to have as much empathy as I do so when they go to write poems about how much they hate customers they feel kind of bad

And wished all those fuckers merry Christmas anyways

I’m nice to them anyway

You only get 60-80 Christmases or Hanukkahs or Equinoxes or Yule or whatever however you welcome the return of the Sun

Seriously idiots it’s all about the return of the Sun

I just wanted to spend the first one in two years with my family

But I have literal Scrooge two seats above me

Dumbass doesn’t even realise she’s a pawn too

And greedy, stupid, practically frothing at the mouth customers to deal with

Trapped in the pyramid scheme that is working in retail

Merry Christmas rich assholes at the top I genuinely hope you stop breathing

Just stop. Air is wasted on you.

I hate every customer today.

Merry fucking Christmas to you too