My favourite part about the Queen of Hearts was how she tormented me for having no breasts

And then turned around to write about how traumatic it was when people commented on the size of hers

My favourite thing about the Queen of Hearts was how I tried to get closer to her

And then she sent me away, followed by her complaining that I was isolating myself

My favourite thing about the Queen of Hearts is she spent over a year letting her dislike of me fester

And then told me I was terrible at communicating

My favourite thing about the Queen of Hearts is how I held her child in the night so she could sleep

And then she said I was being unhelpful

My favourite thing about the Queen of Hearts is how she turned her entire family against me

Before chopping off my head

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