Elucidating Questions

Oh my god, Jesus, just let me

Just let me bend over with laughter at your expense for a moment

Baby I’m sorry

You fucked up and then there’s just so many

Oh they’re so cute

They’re so cute in retrospect

Good intentions

He wanted all these people who had been warring for centuries to get along because

Jezzuz

There are just so many things

How is someone at fault for having not known about something apparently pertaining to an all knowing God like

Sorry Cheryl your kingdom deserved to be conquered because these guys knew about

Jesus?

A mouthful of commandments?

And just didn’t tell you

Seems just and fair to me

No but the holy land is really

Really

…

Oy Vey…

See what I did there but I’m not making fun of them because they’re in the thick of it they can’t see

Mesopotamia

Like as in it was pretty great there for a while

Circa later on

So now this is the holy manifest destiny

They got it wrong last time but the scripture is sacred?

What?

Well we’ll just tweak it to be relative to us

Theory of relativity

Why it just can’t sit still

Like a cold

It’s always slightly different when you get it but you know it’s the same shit with a different set of the same but slightly different symptoms

I called Christianity new

Circa 600

Mercians

The fucking Greeks live here? What’s Hermes doing in England?

Riding the boundary.

Why are you still here?

I thought Christianity said you were a very bad boy why are you in England?

「何でだろう?」

I don’t know, fuck face, you answer the questions here I’m playing twenty

Jesus would have chilled to the fact that I’m harmless and tired of humanity’s bullshit

Like

A Christmas Carol helped

Form British mindsets

Are you sure?

This really just seems like the same thing

I want to be special

I wish I was special

May your silence count as a coin towards the ferry man.

Humans.

Why?