Elucidating Questions

They used to be

Now it’s like

You’ve been writing the same song for a decade

Get over it

Both of you

Fuck

But as home is taken while he goes back to the eighties

Yeah except there was still guitar on the radio in the eighties and none of your changes make you music, they make you noises

Great

Another heavily modified POP diddy who sounds exactly like all the others

I don’t like your music anymore

Are you surprised?

So excited to show us the same ten songs that have been playing on the radio for the past two decades?

Oh goody.

So excited.

Look at my excitement.

See it would be a surprise if it didn’t all sound all the same

Oh I love it because I have to or something

Sentimental fucking bullshit like I missed your voice

So too bad

I’ll listen to it get torn apart and then realise

You’re just as boring as everyone else

Sing me that song again

You know, that one I haven’t heard twenty times already this year

Oh, you can’t?

Well shit.

Congratulations on fitting in.