There once were a purple rabbit, a blue wolf, and a purple ox
No moose
The purple rabbit loved both of them very much
Let the blue wolf walk all over it and treat it like dirt
Watched the moose from afar and admired his antlers- trees and lichen caught in them, a great web formed
Also there was a cat that was mostly see through
One day the wolf said
You don’t really love me, you love someone else
And the rabbit went to the moose
But was too quiet and couldn’t be heard
When the rabbit couldn’t be heard it dug holes all around the forest and plain for the moose to fall into
The cat scratched at his leg and hissed loudly
While trying to keep the wolf
And losing all notion of self
The cat and the rabbit walked as one
The moose had friends
A bear, a buffalo, and a
Rabbit fish
…
Yup thought so.
An otter.
Probably would be better if it was all B animals a Baboon a Badger a Bandicoot a Barracuda
But this one has legs
And lives where also a buffalo and a wolf and a bear and a moose live
Screw biomes and “native locations”
I mean this rabbit is friends with a wolf so obviously we’re going for romantic children’s tale or something
Anyways,
A bobcat or a beagle
A wild beagle
Or no otter will do.
Or, no, otter will do.
Punctuation. Very. Important.
Grammar less so
The rabbit was giving itself to the wolf in pieces, offering up everything it had to take
While digging holes and standing close and trying to get the moose the bear the otter the buffalo to hear
Something
The wolf took everything
Like a pirate
A pirate wolf
Probably has an eye-catching hat or something
Red buffalo, indigo bear, blue otter
Colours
Animals
The rabbit was lost with nowhere to turn
The wolf didn’t want to talk
Only take what he wanted then leave
The moose
The rabbit never found out if any of them heard it.
The moose wanted to get the attention of a beautiful yellow fox
And never offered so much as a glance to the rabbit
The wolf
Who was the only friend the rabbit had known for months
The rabbit
Having forgotten how to speak the language of the forest animals
Was isolated and alone
But, the wolf told the rabbit
Once I had a red doe
I still want that doe
I do not want you
Begone
The rabbit was terrible at this
And terrible at everything
And just generally was shit
So it wasn’t surprising the wolf picked the doe and the moose picked the fox because
The cat got involved like a dick
And the rabbit is stupid for trying to be in love with a moose or a wolf or anything because it should probably be
Bubbles by now.
The prince always picks the pretty one
And she’s always going to be better than an it anyways.
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