There once were a purple rabbit, a blue wolf, and a purple ox

No moose

The purple rabbit loved both of them very much

Let the blue wolf walk all over it and treat it like dirt

Watched the moose from afar and admired his antlers- trees and lichen caught in them, a great web formed

Also there was a cat that was mostly see through

One day the wolf said

You don’t really love me, you love someone else

And the rabbit went to the moose

But was too quiet and couldn’t be heard

When the rabbit couldn’t be heard it dug holes all around the forest and plain for the moose to fall into

The cat scratched at his leg and hissed loudly

While trying to keep the wolf

And losing all notion of self

The cat and the rabbit walked as one

The moose had friends

A bear, a buffalo, and a

Rabbit fish

Yup thought so.

An otter.

Probably would be better if it was all B animals a Baboon a Badger a Bandicoot a Barracuda

But this one has legs

And lives where also a buffalo and a wolf and a bear and a moose live

Screw biomes and “native locations”

I mean this rabbit is friends with a wolf so obviously we’re going for romantic children’s tale or something

Anyways,

A bobcat or a beagle

A wild beagle

Or no otter will do.

Or, no, otter will do.

Punctuation. Very. Important.

Grammar less so

The rabbit was giving itself to the wolf in pieces, offering up everything it had to take

While digging holes and standing close and trying to get the moose the bear the otter the buffalo to hear

Something

The wolf took everything

Like a pirate

A pirate wolf

Probably has an eye-catching hat or something

Red buffalo, indigo bear, blue otter

Colours

Animals

The rabbit was lost with nowhere to turn

The wolf didn’t want to talk

Only take what he wanted then leave

The moose

The rabbit never found out if any of them heard it.

The moose wanted to get the attention of a beautiful yellow fox

And never offered so much as a glance to the rabbit

The wolf

Who was the only friend the rabbit had known for months

The rabbit

Having forgotten how to speak the language of the forest animals

Was isolated and alone

But, the wolf told the rabbit

Once I had a red doe

I still want that doe

I do not want you

Begone

The rabbit was terrible at this

And terrible at everything

And just generally was shit

So it wasn’t surprising the wolf picked the doe and the moose picked the fox because

The cat got involved like a dick

And the rabbit is stupid for trying to be in love with a moose or a wolf or anything because it should probably be

Bubbles by now.

The prince always picks the pretty one

And she’s always going to be better than an it anyways.

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